Cinematic Venom

Update: CV Improvements/Season Finale & Cons!

Cinematic Venom — Thu, 17 May 2012 21:58:43 +0000

My brother’s magazine can be found at www.ShockHorrorMagazine.com.

My movie reviews are all located at www.CinematicVenom.com
The convention is found at www.londonfilmandcomiccon.com

I can be contacted at robboor_1991@hotmail.co.uk

At one point, I say the filming takes place from June 29th to August 12. I meant July 29th. I’m an idiot.

Cinematic Excrement: 3 Ninjas High Noon At Mega Mountain

smeghead4269 — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 05:42:59 +0000

The 3 Ninjas and Hulk Hogan. It’s a match made in heaven!

Announcement

Cinematic Venom — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 09:09:03 +0000

Cinematic Excrement: Conan The Destroyer

smeghead4269 — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 03:15:29 +0000

He crushed his enemies, saw them driven before him, and heard the lamentations of the people who paid to see this crap.

Steve BoChamp: Twilight

Cinematic Venom — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 22:29:12 +0000

Steve BoChamp’s debut and he reviews Twilight. Apologies for his camera – he had some issues, so some parts are lagging.

Cinematic Excrement: Twilight – Breaking Dawn (Part 1)

smeghead4269 — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 02:36:29 +0000

Oh dear god, they’re breeding!

CV bloopers: Edward Scissorhands

Cinematic Venom — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 10:14:17 +0000

Cinematic Venom: Edward Scissorhands (1990)

Cinematic Venom — Sat, 03 Mar 2012 21:21:42 +0000

Still learning how to use the new camera so the next few reviews, I’ll be experimenting with different camera angles to see where I get the best lighting.

Sexually Harassing Young Girls Prank Call

Cinematic Venom — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 23:21:20 +0000

Rob calls Ronnie Ead’s ex-wife and claims her new husband has been sexually harassing young girls.

The Rock Vs. John Cena Promo

Cinematic Venom — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 12:01:23 +0000

This is not making fun of all of The Rock’s fans. Just the blind ones who hate Cena for doing certain things, but love The Rock, when he does the same thing.